
Bueno
35g+ protein
Kinder Bueno blended into a protein shake that tastes like it should not be good for you.
Contains: Milk, Tree nuts, Soybeans, Cereals containing gluten
£4.99
35g+ protein
Nottingham · Pressed This Morning
No concentrate, no added water, nothing to fake freshness with — which is exactly why ours lasts three days, not three months. Juice, protein shakes and bakes, delivered Friday to Sunday, Nottingham only.
330ml · cold pressed · 3 days, no longer · from £4.49







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The one that started it
£4.49330ml
Beyond the juice
Protein shakes for after the gym, something dense for the weekend.

35g+ protein
Kinder Bueno blended into a protein shake that tastes like it should not be good for you.
Contains: Milk, Tree nuts, Soybeans, Cereals containing gluten
£4.99
35g+ protein

The Ramadan bestseller
Creamy, crunchy and loaded with flavour — the kind of slice you don’t share.
Contains: Cereals containing gluten, Milk, Soybeans, Eggs
£6.99
Single tub
Friday to Sunday
One order, delivered on autopilot. Pick a size, swap flavours whenever, cancel whenever.
3 juices, every week
Save £1.48/week vs buying separately
Three bottles on your doorstep every week, on the day you pick. Enough to get you through the first half of the week without thinking about it.
2 juices + 2 protein shakes, every week
Save £1.97/week vs buying separately
Juice for the mornings, protein for after. The one that covers both.
1 juice + any Crunch Cake, every week
Save £1.49/week vs buying separately
One juice, one cake, your choice of topping — on the house. Weekend, sorted.
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